Amish Romance and other Pennsylvania Dutch Naughtiness

Close your eyes, Mr. & Mrs. Stoltzfus...just read an article about booming Amish romance novel industry. We all know about the cocaine dealing network years back, so...what OTHER aberrant Amish behaviors? Amish vibrators? Secret Afro-Amish-American babies? Gay and Lesbian Amish?! Bestiality Amish..well....