Or Is THIS The True Story of Jesus Christ?!

Well Hung Tiger

Guess we know which half of him is black now, huh? Apparently, the bottom half...

Mindy Lawton, a 34-year-old waitress, claims to have had a year-long affair with Tiger Woods filled with regular sex in a range of locations. The Daily Mail writes that the pair met in the summer of 2006 at a diner where Lawton worked.

According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is "very well endowed" and "knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12," she tells News of the World. Lawton's sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as "extremely good."

Woods was fond of sleeping with her in numerous locations -- from parking lots to the shower to the garage -- but the golfer refused to have sex in his bedroom.

Lawton also says that Woods has a particular passion for the color red, which he is known to wear on Sundays at golf tournaments. But according to Lawton, that isn't the only place he enjoys the color:

"His favourite [underwear] were my red panties with black lace. He had a thing about red and said he always wore it on Friday as that was his mother's favourite colour."

Both articles also reference Woods' penchant for sending steamy text messages. One claimed he was "dreaming of being inside of her," according to Lynn Lawton. This claim would fit with the alleged text messages he sent another purported mistress, Jaimee Grubbs.

Sometimes Getting Lost Is The Best Part Of The Trip

"Solitude brought out the worst in me. It gave me time to brood over the nature of things. I wondered how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day, and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last? We ran into each other at graduation. We had lunch about a year after that. It was nice to see them, but it wasn't like the old days. My college experience wasn't what I had planned. It bore no resemblance to the pictures in the brochure. But I'm not unhappy; I don't think any of us are. We got what we needed out of it. It's kind of like going on a vacation - you plan everything out but one day you make a wrong turn or take a detour, and you end up in some crazy place you can never find on the map, doing something you never thought you'd do. Maybe you feel a little lost while it's happening. But, later, you realize it was the best part of the whole trip."

This is from the movie "Threesome" (1994). I just really like this monologue at the end.

When I'm King Of The World...It'll Run Like This

Politically Incorrect Santa

TURN OFF YOUR TV

speaks for itself..

You've Got To Get MAD!!

whenever i'm feeling frustrated at what i see around me or on the news, i watch this...

Sarah and Ch'yarlee

I couldn't resist.

Sarah Palin - In Her Own Words

For the record, I like Sarah Palin.

Dog in Heat: A Love Letter from Method Man, Rapper

Song: Dog In Heat
Songstress: Missy Elliott Feat. Method Man


"Yo, yo...

Beware of the dogs, off the chain

Fuck your whips at the club we piss in the parkin lanes

Blow it up ten frames so you see it wide

If your broad ain't fuckin she don't need to ride

She can crawl in the trunk with her knees inside

By the spare, she hungry I'll feed her fries

Cause i'ma, dog nigga, shot-call nigga

My shotgun talk with a lecture hall scripture

Applaud ahh bitch, shake that ass

I getcha, drunk and high and duct tape that ass fast"

(Scott: OKAY, HERE COMES MY FAAAVORITE PART...)

"Then leave you on your daddy front lawn

With your hair all fucked up, with one pump on

(Scott: didja get that image?! daddy front lawn..hair all fucked up with one pump on...)

Get stomped on, I take the money and run

I'm a dog, shit I fuck right in front of your son

If you ain't got missy and meth

Want me to spit the hot shit for you? nigga, write your check..."

Now folks, if this doesn't say love and respect to all you ladies out there, I don't know what does.

Creating God in one's own image

Creating God in one's own image