Apologies To 50 (Pronounced "Fitty") Cent

(with apologies to Fitty Cent) Go...go...go...go...go ME-E, it's my burfday...gonna go to wURk like it's my burfday..gonna come home AFter like it's my burfday, gonna do some LAUNdry like it's my burfday, gonna eat some DINner like it's my burfday, gonna go to bed ERRly like it's my burfday, gonna be a GREAT DAY...why? It's my burfday.